Anyone remember the episode of Full House where Kimmy Gibbler says that she loves Mall Air? This is more proof that Kimmie Gibbler is totally weird, because Mall Air is gross.
Every time I go shopping at the mall, I get this weird headache, followed by achy muscles. And it's not just because I shop 'til I drop. Because I DON'T shop til I drop. It happens after about 10 minutes, so it's not fatigue.
Mall air is recycled. The Mall is a public place, so lots of weirdos go there to get their breathe on/spread their germs. The lights are bad and with the vastness of the mall hallways, there is no way for fresh air to get in there.
Avoid the Mall.
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