Shame and Garbage

Ok, I've been trying to be super sensitive and diplomatic about this guy I'm seeing. But let's get real for a minute. He just asked me if I like Nickelback. NICKELBACK. And that's a problem. A real life, third-world country, homeless people, domestic abuse level problem.

Call my reaction an exaggeration if you will, but you simply must understand where I'm coming from on this.

We might have to end things right here and now. Because this is unacceptable. And the worst part? (And the best part?) Was my amazing answer. It was diplomatic. It was fair and open-minded. It was friendly and non-judgey.

I defended Nickelback. What has my life come to?

Go ahead. Come slash my tires, or punch me in the face. I deserve whatever sort of punishment you can come up with.

#nickelback4life

I'm going to the store later to buy a Nickelback t-shirt and a bucket of shame.

I had a nightmare I became the 5th member of Nickelback!