Beware the Cantaloupe.
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They should probably say "Dirty equipment blamed for LISTERIA outbreak". No cantaloupes broke out of any where.
Wednesday, October 19, 2011
Cantaloupe
Breaking News: Mass numbers of rogue Cantaloupe are wandering the streets, searching for prey. "Dirty Equipment is the prime suspect- what we call Patient Zero," says a source. "Early genetic testing indicates a mutation that seems to cause mental illness and rapid reproduction of Cantaloupe."
Beware the Cantaloupe.
They should probably say "Dirty equipment blamed for LISTERIA outbreak". No cantaloupes broke out of any where.
Beware the Cantaloupe.
They should probably say "Dirty equipment blamed for LISTERIA outbreak". No cantaloupes broke out of any where.
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