Devil Juice

Hello Thursday!
I'm pumped that the weekend is almost here. I have some exciting things planned called Karaoke, massage, and movie matinee with some girlfriends.After getting through the Wednesday Hump yesterday, I'm truly feeling like today and tomorrow are a nice easy ride.

In a few days I'll have some cool, awesome life updates to share, so be excited about THAT. Well, you don't HAVE to be, but this is my blog, so I'll just be a bit delusional and assume that everyone in America is stoked to hear about my personal life. Isn't that sort of the premise here?

And guys, I think coffee is the key to my happiness. I've been trying to drink less of it recently...you know, be more naturally awake by sleeping more, eating better and exercising regularly. But it's been a sham. I've tried pretty hard. But as it turns out, I'm a much happier person when I have a few ounces of java flowing through me. And I pick happy! I choose to be a nicer, friendlier, more satisfied person...and if that means guzzling this devil juice, SO BE IT.

Devil Juice.

What do you think Devil Juice tastes like? Probably really spicy...maybe something along the lines of a Bloody Mary? I should look into creating a drink that is both devil spicy, and coffee caffeinated. I'll make millions! Any investors out there? Send checks, cash and gold nuggets. I'm flexible.

I need to get in touch with those 4loko guys. They probably have some ideas.