So What Wednesday: Dick Van Dyke Edition

So what if...

1. I have a crush on Dick Van Dyke and he's 85? 

2. Jake got Dick Van Dyke's autobiography 

for me from the library yesterday?

3. It's large print because they didn't plan 

on anyone under the age of 60 reading it?

4. I'm already on Chapter 4?

5. I took it in the bathroom at work to read

during my morning poop?