Semi-Retirement

I'm ready for my semi retirement to be over.

I've been sitting on my butt for over a week, watching trash TV and sleeping...it was great for a second, but now I'm starting to be lonely and bored and feel like a lazy, useless person. Not great feelings, you know. Today I was especially useless. At least I unloaded and loaded the dishwasher and cleaned the shower.

The less I'm required to do, the less I actually do. And the worse I feel about myself.

I was supposed to go shopping today, but I don't really like shopping, so I skipped it in favor of Teen Mom 2 (it's a good thing I don't have cable or internet at my apartment because I'd be the biggest waste of a human if I did.) Plus, these teen moms make me depressed. Sadface.

I'm going to Zumba tonight, and a yoga class tomorrow...and getting together with friends to watch the season finale of The Bachelor (don't tell me what happens, we're DVRing it!) Wednesday is Pi Day, and Mike is playing hookie to hang out with me. He bought a bike last weekend so we'll probably have some cycling adventures, which will be delightful.

Anyhow, Happy Monday! While you were at work today, I did nothing, and I wish we could have traded places. I'm looking forward to the 19th, when I'll return to the world of the working :)